

Start in the nude. Fully undress! Look at yourself in the mirror and realize: This is it. This is what I’m working with.

Ok, now get dressed already and put on some underwear! Make sure to check for left/right labels on your socks. If you mess this up, your day will be ruined!

A shirt or blouse are never a bad idea!
If done right, it forces you to keep your upper body in a stiff and uncomfortable position.

How about adding a tie, maybe?
Nobody wears ties anymore. Perfect!

Shoes? Don’t hold back! Choose the leather loafers you never wear. They will make all the difference. The more uncomfortable, the better the impression.

Final touches: The headpiece.
A true necessity to conceal the balding spots.

Once you’re ready, take a step back and reconsider. It’s probably best to just stay at home instead. These clothes are uncomfortable, and it’s cozy here, and you hate loud music and chit chat anyway.

A perfect day to stay inside.
Enjoy yourself!