Cartoon of a nude man, titled: Get ready with me

Start in the nude. Fully undress! Look at yourself in the mirror and realize: This is it. This is what I’m working with.

Cartoon of a nude man

Ok, now get dressed already and put on some underwear! Make sure to check for left/right labels on your socks. If you mess this up, your day will be ruined!

Tha chartoon character wearing a white shirt

A shirt or blouse are never a bad idea!
If done right, it forces you to keep your upper body in a stiff and uncomfortable position.

The cartoon character wearing a black tie

How about adding a tie, maybe?
Nobody wears ties anymore. Perfect!

A cartoon of a hand holding a tablet with sparkling leather loafers

Shoes? Don’t hold back! Choose the leather loafers you never wear. They will make all the difference. The more uncomfortable, the better the impression.

The cartoon character wearing a hat, covering his eyes

Final touches: The headpiece.
A true necessity to conceal the balding spots.

The cartoon character standing there, fully dressed, looking unhappy

Once you’re ready, take a step back and reconsider. It’s probably best to just stay at home instead. These clothes are uncomfortable, and it’s cozy here, and you hate loud music and chit chat anyway.

Cartoon of a cozy armchair visible from the back, with our character lounding in it

A perfect day to stay inside.
Enjoy yourself!